Heather: List.

My list for today, is why Homer Simpson should be president. (Note: not prime minister, Canada is much too politically correct for that.)

1. Doughnuts. Every where.
2. 'Doh!' would become a common expression. (Perhaps not a good thing.)
3. People would have no qualms following the hedonistic (pursuit of pleasure) way of life of their president.
4. Doughnuts.

Need I say more?

-H