Thursday, June 24, 2010

Heather: Kas is dead.

Hai ladiess.

Kas died.

Mhmmm.

She left to cook dinner 3 HOURS AGO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Anyway, my theory is she fell asleep on the burning hot stove. And died. Horrifically.

Kas, :( we shall mourn your loss... :(

(I GET ALL YOUR STUFF-- CALLED IT)

Okay, that is all.

8 comments:

  1. Hahaha, :) How sad. We shall miss you Kas, though I hope I get SOME of your stuff. Seeing as I invited Heather, and so therefore, I take full resposibility for her.

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  2. Or maybe she choked to death on her pork chop. Yep. That works too.

    You will be missed, Kas. :'(

    Girls, it's time to partyyyy!!!
    Hahahahha :D

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  3. Ahahahahahahahaha, YES!


    and HEY! Ned! I am your elder. ;)

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  4. But I'm older than you, Heather (I think) which means that I get all of Kas' stuff. Mwahahaha! =)

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  5. Nonono! I'm the youngest, so I need more stuff.
    AND I've been on SAAWAKM the longest out of Ash, Heather and I, so I get Kas' STUFF.

    Muhaha

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  6. er................ No.
    Ya see, everything has to go to the 'long lost best friend / soulmate / future Oxford roomie / The owner of the Polar bear that married Kas's pig..'

    Bahahah.

    So yeah, MINE!

    :D

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  7. uhm... so not dead. But, as the owner of my stuuf, I shall be keeping it. But how would any of you get it anyways? You live like 1627353473 miles away! Haha.

    And if i had died... i would be leaving my things Harold. My pig. And yes, since Steve the polar bear is her/his (Gender confusion...)husband, Heather would have access to it all. Which scares me... but only a little. :D

    -K

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