Nicole: Can anybody write lyrics? I hate perfume, and Sarah!

Does anybody write lyrics on here, and maybe be interested in helping me out with one of my books? Even if you can write poems, it'd be a great help. I want a character in my book I'm working on to write lyrics as an outlet for his emotions (and he has a lot of them seeing as though he has cancer), but the only problem is I can't write anything to do with lyrics or poetry, because I really just don't understand it... I'm terrible, I know. So, if you can write lyrics or even poems, it would be an amazing help, really. Just let me know if you're interested.

Oh and just saying: I hate perfume... with a passion. I have hay-fever and most perfumes make my eyes go puffy and give me a headache. My brother's girlfriend is living with us right now, and she wears sooo much perfume and smelly body washes and oh my goodness... SHE MARINATES IN IT. I'm venting now, so I'm sorry, but she's staying in my room with me and I have no privacy whatsoever, it's killing mesadkjfer.

And Sarah: it was a while ago when I read the first thirteen (or twelve?) chapters in The Misadventures of Bandit Jones, but Disgusting by Kesha reminds me a lot of it (but that could just be because it says bandit in it...) Anyway, you should check it out, maybe it'll help get a little bit of your muse back.